I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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