Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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