We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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