Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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