i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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