this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
