"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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