Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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