so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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