These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
