I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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