And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize