I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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