ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
