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32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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