On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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