The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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