it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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