just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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