People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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