so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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