"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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