That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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