connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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