Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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