Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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