bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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