So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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