I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
After last night, I could never be a politician.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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