Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
if one more of _____'s family tells me "you're next" i'm going to shoot myself. Thank god for gin (most protestant phrase ever at the most Jewish wedding ever)
Ask for a julep and start talking about how you much prefer the uncircumsized peen. that should probably stop them.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
