No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Watching her eat just hurts me
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
