the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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