is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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