if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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