I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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