That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
my nose is crying tears of wow.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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