It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
jump out the window naked night went bad
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