In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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