Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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