she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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