in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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