So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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