and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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