This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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