You surviving the open bar?
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i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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