my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
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