So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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