In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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