I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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