we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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