What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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