well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
this just has baby written all over it
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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