Will you blow on my dice?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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