It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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