I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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