Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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