I don't think brook has ever known best
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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