I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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