i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Randomize
